21 Totally Inappropriate Moments In Mary-Kate And Ashley Movies

Not cool, dude.

1. 1. Inappropriately conducting a secret hangout with a strange and foul-mouthed package delivery man

“To Grandmother’s House We Go” - Age 6

2. 2. Naively trusting strangers

“Double, Double, Toil and Trouble” - Age 7

3. 3. Luring bad men

“How The West Was Fun” - Age 8

4. 4. Chatting on the phone with strangers who also happen to be cowboys

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“The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen: The Case Of The Logical i Ranch” - Age 8

5. 5. Scaling jagged cliffs

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“The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashely: The Case of The Logical I Ranch” - Age 8

6. 6. Engaging in illegal occult activity by breaking into a haunted house

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“The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of Thorn Mansion” - Age 8

7. 7. Maliciously sabotaging a wedding by lying to the grown-ups

“It Takes Two” - Age 9 (Inspiration: The Parent Trap)

8. 8. Searching in the woods for clues about dead people

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“The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of The Sea World Adventure” - Age 9

9. 9. Partying recklessly by raiding the hotel mini-fridge

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“The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of The Hotel Who-Done-It” - Age 10

10. 10. Operating a spacecraft

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“The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the United States Navy Adventure” - Age 10

(This is might be why NASA lost it’s funding)

11. 11. Standing in close proximity to an active volcano

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“The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of The Volcano Mystery” - Age 11

12. 12. Waterskiing in a Naval shipyard

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“The Adventures of The United States Navy” - Age 11

13. 13. Secretively matchmaking by setting up their dad for identity theft

“Billboard Dad” - Age 12

14. 14. Conning everyone with their bad sportmanship by pretending to be each other

“Switching Goals” - Age 13

15. 15. Tresspassing on private property

“Passport To Paris” - Age 13

16. 16. Disobeying the judicial system

When you’ve witnessed a robbery tell EVERYONE that you are a court ordered member of the Witness Protection program.

“Our Lips Are Sealed” - Age 14

17. 17. Getting arrested

Find a yacht, steal it, and drive it without a license because the cute boys told you to.

“Holiday In The Sun” - Age 15

18. 18. Driving cross country with no parental supervision

Make sure you loose your BRAND NEW car somewhere in America and then get on the wrong plane.

“Getting There: Sweet 16 And License To Drive” - Age 16

19. 19. Not giving a f*&@k at work

It’s TOTALLY ok to get fired from your fancy fashion internship in Italy so you can spend the rest of the summer hanging out with cute boys.

“When In Rome” - Age 16

20. 20. Signing up to be on a reality show

“The Challenge” - Age 17

21. 21. Committing grand theft auto by stealing a taxi

“New York Minute” - Age 18

22. *Being criminally cute by kissing Uncle Jesse*

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