29 Ways Your Life Could Be A Million Times Worse

Even if you’re having a perfectly rotten day today, here are a few things that you can probably be at least a little bit grateful for.

1. If this was your morning, every morning.

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2. Or this.

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3. And it continued like this.

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4. If every breakfast time was a unique, individualized horror.

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5. And your commute to work always went something like this.

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6. Or this.

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7. Or this.

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8. If this happened to you every time you walked into a room.

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9. And this happened every time you sat down.

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10. If this was the outcome anytime you tried to show off your skills.

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11. If this was how children reacted to you.

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12. And this was what your parents thought of you.

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13. If this happened every time you tried to work out.

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14. And this was you at your office team-building retreat.

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15. If your fundamental inability to understand how a “trust fall” works was always coming back to bite you.

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16. What if you were asked to write up a cool acronym and this is what you came up with?

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17. Or this happened to you every time you got on a trampoline.

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18. What if you forgot how to use commas at the absolute worst moments?

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19. People are always saying, “Hey! Hey! Hey! Ohhhhh” when you walk by.

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20. And this is what happens whenever you try to do yard work.

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21. What if your phone shattered into the shape of two penises touching each other?

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22. And you accidentally got a full back tattoo of Adam Duritz.

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23. And this was the first and only time you attempted to make out with someone.

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24. If every time you used public transportation, you perfectly matched the decor.

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25. And this was your bus ride home every day.

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26. But this happened to you any time you tried to drive a car instead.

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27. If someone filled every doughnut you ever ate with mayonnaise.

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28. If this was your experience every time you tried to get a glass of water?

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29. And after all that, you found out that even your own bed in your own home wasn’t safe?

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Just remember that things could be way worse. Now be grateful you’ve escaped all that. Now be this guy.

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