So cool.

1. Leave from “The North.”
2. Travel South.
3. Destination: Tiny house.
4. Get punched, kicked, and face broken
5. Leave from “The South.”
6. Travel North.
7. Get confused.
8. Kill a horse.
9. Get punched, bucked and spine broken.
10. Leave from “The North” again
11. Travel South again
12. Get confused.
13. Kill a nun.
14. Lose your bag in Newport Pagnell.

A. Railway Station 1. Buy TICKET just for one
2. Proceed East or West
3. Arrive at This Old World
4. Exit out FRONT DOOR B. Anywhere

Travel by Interstate Highway only
Start: I-One-Oh about a mile out of Shaky Town
Continue to: Tulsa
Continue on Interstate 44 to: Chi-town
Shoot the line and go for broke with: 1,000 screaming trucks
And: 11 long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus

from Penn Station, NYC. To Sugar Hill, Harlem, NYC. By transit of course.

From: Miami, Fla.
To: Across the USA 1) Hitchhike
2) Pluck your eyebrows on the way
3) Shave your legs
4) Take a walk on the wild side

lol at the one that said “continue into hell”

1.) Hitchhike for 4 days from Saginaw
2.) Board a Greyhound in Pittsburg
3.) Play games with the faces
4.) count the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
5.) look for America

A. Down At The Station
-Take freight train
B. Mountain
- Climb
- Jump off
C. Hole in the Wall
- Crawl inside
- Die
D. Station
- Buy ticket as far as you can
- Take Southbound
- Enter Georgia
F. Place Where Train Runs Out of Track

A. At home in bed
1. Read the Personal Column
2. Write to the Paper
3. Take out a Personal ad
4. Cut through all this red tape
B. A bar called O'Malleys
Plan our escape.

A. A box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house ::insert map of A point at a location half a block from Jerry’s Bait Shop::
1. Listen to the local radio contest
2. Correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy’s butt
3. Win a first-class, one-way ticket to
B. Albuquerque

A. South Detroit 1. take midnight train B. Anywhere also, A. Small Town, Lonely World 1. take midnight train B. Anywhere

A. Chicago
1. Motor west on highway that's the best
2. Entering St. Looey
2a. Get hip to this timely tip
3. Joplin, Missouri
4. Oklahoma City
4a. See it's mighty pretty
4b. You see Amarillo
5. Gallup, NM
6. Flagstaff, AZ
6a. Don't forget Winona
7. Kingston
8. Barstow
9. San Bernadino
10. Your kicks

A. Los Angeles (I'm presuming) 1. Phoenix, she'll be rising 2. Albuquerque, she'll be working 3. Oklahoma, she'll be sleeping B. She just didn't know (where) I would really go.