2. When they are actually more like this:
3. Actually, five minutes in a room with them will make you wish you could go back to just listening to that goat yelling like a man.
4. They all think their religion is so much better than everyone else’s.
5. On the Internet, they act like they are this guy.
When in reality, they’re more like this guy.
7. And they’re constantly showing off about how they’re soooooo much smarter and more rational then everyone else.
8. They can’t handle it when their logic is turned back around on them.
9. And they refuse to answer even the simplest questions.
In conclusion, we should all just move to Australia.
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