28 Unbelievably Dumb Questions That Still Need To Be Resolved

Somebody help these people.

1. The reason why Americans are constantly asking to be let out and then immediately let back in again.

2. The secret name of one of the most important phobias.

3. Why those kangaroos always look so damn dry.

4. The horrifying turtle conundrum.

5. How to become Part of Their World.

6. The sinister false flag that is thunderstorms.

7. The greatest paradox in the history of the world.

8. The problem with the gay agenda.

9. Where vampires come from.

10. The easiest way to get to the top of the food chain.

11. What India’s number one export is.

12. The most troubling question every mother confronts.

13. Why the pizza delivery guy doesn’t come around here anymore.

14. Why you never got an interview for that nutritionist job you applied for.

15. That “melting” issue that no man ever wants to talk about.

16. That thing about how you never want to go in the ocean again.

17. The “Small Robert” conundrum.

18. And the even more complicated “London Robert” conundrum.

19. What the worst idea for a business is.

20. What the Americans are talking about these days.

21. Where all those YouTube videos come from.

22. Why there are so many pansexuals hanging around in dressing rooms.

23. What’s even normal anymore.

24. The reason you always get such a strong reaction when you take your top off.

25. Why you and your Indian ex-boyfriend are never ever ever getting back together.

26. Which ocean is which.

27. The hardest question of all …

28. And the saddest question of all:

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