1. The reason why Americans are constantly asking to be let out and then immediately let back in again.
4. The horrifying turtle conundrum.
7. The greatest paradox in the history of the world.
13. Why the pizza delivery guy doesn’t come around here anymore.
14. Why you never got an interview for that nutritionist job you applied for.
16. That thing about how you never want to go in the ocean again.
17. The “Small Robert” conundrum.
20. What the Americans are talking about these days.
21. Where all those YouTube videos come from.
22. Why there are so many pansexuals hanging around in dressing rooms.
24. The reason you always get such a strong reaction when you take your top off.
25. Why you and your Indian ex-boyfriend are never ever ever getting back together.
28. And the saddest question of all:
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