Have you ever taken a five finger discount? Do you sympathize with the bandits in Home Alone? Ever look at two sticks in the woods and think, “Gee, that would make a splendid addition to my nightstand”?
If any of the above apply, then this little Yosemite Junior Ranger is a better person than you.
3. Evie: The only Junior Ranger honest enough for Yosemite.
- A University of Cincinnati officer has been charged with murder for shooting Samuel Dubose, an unarmed black man.
- Mullah Omar, the Taliban's reclusive leader, died more than two years ago, Afghan officials say. The Taliban hasn't commented.
- Debris found on an island in the Indian Ocean belongs to the same type of aircraft as the missing Malaysia Airlines flight, a U.S. official told the Associated Press.