Have you ever taken a five finger discount? Do you sympathize with the bandits in Home Alone? Ever look at two sticks in the woods and think, “Gee, that would make a splendid addition to my nightstand”?
If any of the above apply, then this little Yosemite Junior Ranger is a better person than you.
3. Evie: The only Junior Ranger honest enough for Yosemite.
- Republican John Kasich and Democrat Bernie Sanders won the first votes of the New Hampshire presidential primary. Polls close at 7 p.m. ET 🇺🇸