Have you ever taken a five finger discount? Do you sympathize with the bandits in Home Alone? Ever look at two sticks in the woods and think, "Gee, that would make a splendid addition to my nightstand"?
If any of the above apply, then this little Yosemite Junior Ranger is a better person than you.
Evie: The only Junior Ranger honest enough for Yosemite.
