2. “Is there anything more erotic than extreme close-up mouth breathing?”
4. “How are we able to balance in this position, even? I’m legit concerned.”
“YUP. DEFINITELY. SAND. IN. MY. MAN. JUNK.”
6. “How long do I have to hold this? Five more seconds? 10? It’s going to be awkward when I drop her.”
10. “I should’ve gone for a full french braid instead of this one-strand braid. LC would be so ashamed of me.”
11. “Da fuck… She hasn’t even complimented my belt yet.”
Shit’s about to get WET.
14. “Are we floating in the middle of the ocean? How?”
15. “Maybe this whole, ‘Let’s stand under a waterfall and hold each other’ thing wasn’t SUCH a great idea.”
17. “Are we not going to acknowledge this giant and his dong just standing there?”
Also, are they sitting on his giant dong? What’s the positioning here?
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