1. Then, in Home Alone 2: A little cheese pizza, a comfy limo, some cola.
2. Now, in some beige room: One slice from a paper bag, served on a paper plate.
3. There’s a 4-minute video of him eating this pizza, by the way.
Oh, and he’s in a Velvet Underground cover band called The Pizza Underground. Because he really likes pizza, apparently.
4. He just really, really loves pizza.