1. The park ranger who realized that his thighs should be closer to nature.
8. The people who figured out how to throw the best blizzard party ever.
10. The man who has better things to do than properly install a hammock.
11. The high school student who knows life is too beautiful to put into words.
14. Whoever is eating fries, pizza, burgers, and chicken nuggets for dinner.
Dang boo, hook a girl up!
17. The kid who just bought himself a hot new ride to go with his killer shades.
Too kewl for cool.
- An assailant shot two people at Texas Southern University. One person has died, and a suspect has been detained. ›
- A judge halted all eight scheduled executions in Arkansas. Inmates are challenging a law allowing the state to keep the source of its execution drugs a secret. ›
- The U.S. ended its $500 million program that trains and equips Syrian rebels in their fight against ISIS. ›