1. Carmen Electra - 1997
If she stood against a black background and you squinted your eyes, she’d look like the skinniest woman who ever lived.
2. Lil’ Kim - 1999
That’s not a pasty, her nipples are seashells. It’s a rly serious condition, you guys.
3. Rose McGowan - 1998
If you want to destroy my dress (whoa oh oh oh) / Hold this thread as I walk away.
4. Pamela Anderson - 2001
Her chest is in boobie jail. They were partners in crime. :(
5. Christina Aguilera - 2002
You know when it’s too hot for a scarf, but you really, really want to wear a scarf?
6. Silvina Luna - 2004
So brave for showing up to an awards show after saving those people from a fire. Nearly lost her dress!
7. Lenny Kravitz - 2004
Angels aren’t bound by earthly things like shirts.
8. Coco - 2005
Two soccer balls in a net, tell me not.
9. Anna Nicole Smith - 2005
10. Steve-O - 2006
His shirt must have been at the cleaners.
11. Darren McMullen - 2007
Underwear was so last year.
12. Random streaker - 2011
He’s not naked, he’s wearing his hands.
13. Lady Gaga - 2013
I heard her butt is getting its own record deal.