Free time? I think you mean fun time.
Regret level: EVERYTHING.
Mother Nature is one busy lady.
BREAKING: Your teachers were funnier than you all along.
There’s a certain camaraderie on social media that makes you feel like the whole world is on the same page as you. They’re not.
Taylor Swift Is The Queen Of Sass. Please bow down.
Spit out your gum, please. Inside voices. IS THAT A CELL PHONE I SEE?!
No shame in the broke game.
No shame in loving your bed.
“Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”
The sight of people going arse over tit is a delight that has echoed through the ages. Let’s celebrate it.
Come closer and I’ll whisper these in your ear. Inspired by a Reddit post from bothways1, asking people to share their “most sensual non-sexual experience.”
On the minus side, most other planets don’t support life — but on the plus side, you won’t be around these people anymore. Probably worth it on balance, right?
Like, scientifically speaking, he is actually the most beautiful being on this planet. This is science.