19 Signs You’re A Homebody
No shame in loving your bed.
No shame in loving your bed.
“Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”
The sight of people going arse over tit is a delight that has echoed through the ages. Let’s celebrate it.
I… just… don’t know.
Come closer and I’ll whisper these in your ear. Inspired by a Reddit post from bothways1, asking people to share their “most sensual non-sexual experience.”
On the minus side, most other planets don’t support life — but on the plus side, you won’t be around these people anymore. Probably worth it on balance, right?
Like, scientifically speaking, he is actually the most beautiful being on this planet. This is science.
Life is so cruel.
The best way to say “I love you” is with a poem about farts.
Jimmy Kimmel brought back this wonderful segment last night. It will never get old.