It has come to our attention that she is the embodiment of human perfection. So much so that she literally makes every other human within a 100-mile radius look distinctly average.
1.See how your eyes are immediately drawn to her symmetrical face, toned abs, and incredible outfit. It's only after you've appreciated all this that you realise she's surrounded by other people.
2.Here are lots of men wearing suits and gazing longingly at Emma, wondering how she manages to walk and look over her shoulder so flawlessly.
3.Here are some people awkwardly holding umbrellas while Emma struts up the stairs like a goddess.
4.Remember the time she managed to outshine the actual future king of England?
5.And that time when she looked this good after a long haul flight – so good that the air stewardess just blinked a bit awkwardly in wonderment?
6.And that time when you couldn't even see her face, but she was still 100% more flawless than every single person in the photo?
7.Then there was the time when this man in a grey suit tried to touch her back, and we were like, "Get your hands off our queen. You do not have those privileges."
8.There's a guy in this photo who's just shoved a camera in front of his face because he knows he will never reach such levels of complete perfection.
9.Emma Watson looks incredible in a white dress with a thigh-high split. Everyone here knows it.
10.Emma Watson climbs stairs like a graceful gazelle. WTF is everyone else doing?
11.Oh my, what a sea of average hands waving themselves at this perfect beauty.
12.Another time Emma showed everyone up was when she just walked through a field in a pair of wellies.
13.See those people in the background who are all small and blurry? That's the best they'll ever look around Emma Watson.
14.Hey Russell Crowe, you're kinda ruining this photo.
15.Sometimes people just surround her and stare in wonder, just wishing they too could actually BE Emma Watson.
16.They try to touch her hair, wondering how it's possible that a strand is never out of place.
17.Her perfection can even drive those around her to unfathomable rage.
18.So much rage.
19.So, so much rage.
20.Like FML how is she so beautiful.
21.So beautiful that people just spontaneously bow down and stroke her clothing.
22.So congratulations, Emma. We can all only dream of achieving such levels of perfection as you.
