The Official Ranking Of Cheryl Cole’s Best “X Factor” Facial Expressions

In ode to her return. It’s written all over her face.

33. The ‘I’m Going To Sit Here and Smile Perfectly While Rocking My Burgundy Lipstick’ facial expression.

ID: 2589106

32. The ‘I’m Doing This Salute To Enrage Simon Cowell And I’m Loving Every Minute Of It’ facial expression.

ID: 2589225

31. The ‘My Eyelashes Look Good Tonight Don’t They?’ facial expression.

ID: 2589218

30. The ‘I’m So Happy To Be Mentoring The Girls’ facial expression of joy.

Seen here in 2008, the joy was largely down to knowing she’d beaten Simon Cowell to the strongest category.

ID: 2589231

29. The ‘Oh Jesus, Why Is Cher Lloyd Buggering Up Her Judges’ Houses Performance Because Now I Might Have To Send Her Home’ facial expression.

ID: 2589157

28. The ‘I’ll Try An Encouraging Wink To Get Cher Lloyd Back On Track’ facial expression.

And it worked.

ID: 2589126

27. The ‘I Wish Louis Walsh Would Stop Being A Douche Because I Want To Talk Now’ facial expression.

“You look like a young [insert tenuous link here].”

ID: 2589222

26. The ‘I Have Nothing Constructive To Offer On Your Terrible Performance’ awkward facial expression.


Seen here in two different, but equally awkward, forms.

ID: 2589628

25. The ‘I’m Being Scarred For Life Here’ facial expressions.

ID: 2589864

24. The ‘After That Performance, I’ve Got This Series In The Bag’ celebratory facial expression.

Note, this one particularly annoys Simon.

ID: 2589306

23. The ‘I’m So Overwhelmed By How Amazing My Greek Goddess Hairpiece Is That I’ve Lost Control Of My Mouth’ facial expression.

ID: 2589380

22. The ‘I’m Trying Really Hard To Hide My Feelings About This Performance, But I’m Failing Miserably’ facial expression.

ID: 2590027

21. The ‘It’s A No From Me’ facial expression.

A classic.

ID: 2589246

20. The ‘I’m Sassy And I Know It’ facial expression.

Made better by the addition of that massive hair.

ID: 2589242

19. The ‘I Have Intense Love For Jedward’ facial expression.

ID: 2589877

18. The ‘Simon Cowell’s An Idiot’ facial expression.

ID: 2589200

17. The ‘Staring Into The Distance With Sex Eyes After Performing My New Single’ facial expression.

ID: 2589266

16. The ‘I Can’t Contain My Laughter At Your Attempt to Rap Mysterious Girl’ facial expression.

ID: 2589320

15. The ‘I Want You Dead’ facial expression.

ID: 2589376

14. The ‘I’m Going To Wipe Away My Single Perfect Tear And Make You Wonder How A Human Can Cry So Beautifully’ facial expression.

ID: 2589193

13. This facial expression can be enhanced with accessories, like a tissue…

ID: 2589178

12. …Or a cowboy hat.

ID: 2589363

11. The ‘You’re Totally Mental’ facial expression.

ID: 2589372

10. The ‘I Can’t Even Cope With How Cute You Are, Seriously’ facial expression.

ID: 2589834

9. The ‘I’m The Most Shocked I’ve Ever Been In Life Right Now’ facial expression.

ID: 2589130

8. The ‘Uh Huh Girlfriend’ facial expression.

Could only be improved by Z-shaped finger snaps.

ID: 2589284

7. The ‘This Is My Epically Beautiful Smile’ facial expression.

ID: 2589325

6. This has occurred on numerous occasions…

ID: 2589301

5. Here it is again.

ID: 2589331

4. Hi dimples.

ID: 2589360

3. It’s girl crush overload.

Moving on…

ID: 2589156

2. The ‘You’ll Regret Saying That To Me Later’ facial expression.

ID: 2589374

1. And finally, the ‘Most Amazing Facial Expression Of All Time’ facial expression.

ID: 2589843

Welcome back Chezza!

ID: 2589885

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Ellie Woodward is a UK celebrity reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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