1. When she got someone to hold up a sheet behind her to ensure her selfie was perfect.
2. When she put on some stockings and a fur jacket and sat on some dirt.
3. And then climbed up the mound of dirt.
4. And then stared at a field.
5. And then, finally, stood in a barn next to a tractor.
6. When she celebrated Earth Day by sharing a photo of herself in a bikini, because it was her "favourite plant selfie".
7. When she staged an impromptu photo shoot wearing only a fur bikini and boots.
8. When she went to the zoo wearing leather leggings and stilettos.
9. When she rocked up at Paris Fashion Week with platinum blonde hair and everyone lost their damn minds.
10. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
11. And then referred to the upkeep of her new blonde locks as a "full time job".
12. When she advised Kris Jenner to take her new relationship slowly.
But in doing so, walked right into this shutdown from Scott Disick.
13. When she rocked up at the Brits to present an award, but decided to take a selfie instead.
14. When she enjoyed being serenaded by a string quartet playing Sam Smith in a Brazilian restaurant on Mother's Day as every waiter who brought her food told her: "This is from Mr West for the best mother in the world."
15. When she had North baptised in the birthplace of actual Jesus Christ.
16. And made sure she dressed for the occasion.
17. When she celebrated 4 July by dressing head to toe in the American flag.
18. When she lay on a bed, naked, save for a pair of Prada shoes. Because obviously.
19. And then did this.
20. When she delivered this low-key shade, but Kourtney and Penelope were having none of it.
21. When she was bored while shopping so got Kanye to take photos of her instead.
22. When she took this selfie on her private jet because the lighting was too good to resist.
23. When she posted a photo to show off her "nails".
24. When she celebrated 42 million Instagram followers by posting a photo of just her boobs and lips.
25. And did the same thing while on vacation, only this time with the caption 🍼🍼
26. When she referred to In-N-Out opening next to her house as "life-changing".
27. When she had a makeup disaster.
Why did Georgio Armani discontinue my favorite foundation??? I'm on my last bottle & everyone I know uses this!!! Please make it again!
28. And Armani responded but sassed the hell out of her.
@KimKardashian Dear Kim - let us know which one you need and we'll send it to you. And Mr. Armani's first name is Giorgio.
29. When she arrived at Glastonbury on a helicopter while wearing six-inch stilettos.
30. When she got naked, covered herself in paint, and hung out in the desert.
31. When she suggested she filmed her life for a documentary.
