Lindsay Lohan And The Mink Coat

Ah, Young Hollywood. It's stories like this that make us long for the days when troubled starlets were at least classy about their problems.

You know the old story: some chick at a nightclub wore an $11,000 mink coat handed down to her from her grandmother, and before she knew it, it as gone! Then she saw pictures of Lindsay Lohan wearing the coat in a tabloid, thus realizing that she had to have stolen it because, in fact, she was sitting next to her in the club that very same evening. After contacting Lindsay's lawyers, the coat was promptly returned to her apartment reeking of booze and cigarettes.