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Miss your appointment and still expect same day or expedited service.
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Surprise your stylist by booking a trim and blowdry, then asking for highlights and an updo when you show up.
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Tell your stylist how to do his or her job.
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Bring your friends and family, who all have an opinion about your hair.
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Say, "Let's do something fun!" and be vague about what that is.
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Unleash your kids on the salon and expect your stylist to babysit.
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Arrive at your appointment unshowered, or fresh from hot yoga.
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Try to write a check as form of payment.
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Have Herculean expectations for your weave.
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Leave your interpersonal skills at home.
But on a good note: "I love when the client is open to options and not stuck in a box with their hairstyles or hair care routine," Noir said.