10 Unfortunate Boasts About Tidal By Beyoncé, Kanye, Jay Z, Madonna, Etc.

Welp.

Have you've heard the sad news about Jay Z and company's "Spotify killer" called Tidal that debuted last month?

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Too bad. Let's commemorate this unfortunate development with a few of the grandest statements from this musical Dream Team.

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1.

"Changed the course of history forever today." —Jay Z

2.

"I just thought about, like, how crazy (Tidal) is. How this is, like, the beginning of the New World." —Kanye West

3.

"Every great movement started with a group of people being able to get together and really just make a stand." —Beyoncé

4.

"Tidal is the future of music." —Tidal executive Vania Schlogel

5.

"Maybe it sounds like a cliché, but (Tidal is) about putting art back into the forefront. It's about bringing humanity back to being an artist." —Madonna

6.

"This is a historic day." —Jack White

7.

"This is a game changer, for real. I mean, this is for the people, by the people." —Alicia Keys

8.

"This collaboration feels so egoless." —Beyoncé

9.

"This thing was the thing everybody wanted, and everyone feared." —Jay Z

10.

"The Avengers of Music, or something like that." —Daft Punk

Feel free to relive the Tidal squad's one glorious day again, in video form:

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