Some people are saying that Rand Paul is not the most interesting person in politics..
BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.
Just look at him. If you saw Rand in a Denny's, you'd be all, "Who's that guy? He looks super-interesting."
And you'd be right, cos he is.
I mean, damn.
Just look at all these people who are super-interested in him.
This guy can't get enough.
Dude right here is just soaking it all in.
"Interesting."
Sometimes even Rand finds himself really interested in what he's talking about and has to take a moment.
Other times he'll think of something super-interesting to say but decide to keep it for himself cos it's just way too interesting.
Rand doesn't get intimidated by people who seem even more super-interesting than himself.
And if he hears you talking about some interesting stuff, he'll let you know that he thinks it's actually super-interesting by putting two fingers to his face.
That said, if you talk about super-lame stuff around Rand, he'll put one finger on his face and make this look until you stop.
"Can you not?"
"Srsly, I'm waiting."
One time, Rand held a lecture series in front of an active volcano just for fun. Definitely interesting.
Then there was the time he snuck his friend ~The Constitution~ out for an epic day of driving dad's Ferrari around Washington D.C. Très intéressant.
He even keeps this hella artsy—aka, interesting—pic of himself up on his office.
Rand even knows the location of the only 7-11 in America that still has Crystal Pepsi on tap, which is crazy interesting—and kinda gross—when you think about it
What kind of person needs 4 cell phones? A super-interesting person, that's who.
As super-interesting as Rand is, he's a million times more interesting when he gets to party with Mrs Paul.
