Everyone Knows Hot Women Can’t Be Funny
It’s like, in the rulebook or something.
Quote by Deadline Editor-In-Chief Nikki Finke Is From Her Emmy Live Blog. Her disgust was in reference to Julie Bowen taking home the Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a comedy series.
Nikki Finke Is TOTALLY Right, You Guys. To Prove It, Here’s A List Of All The Pretty Hollywood Hacks Who Think They’re Funny.
10. Sarah Silverman - The Sarah Silverman Show
12. Ellen DeGeneres - The Ellen DeGeneres Show
These Ladies Thought They Were Funny, But Nikki Finke Knew Better. Can You Think Of Anyone Else? Shame Them In The Comments.
But in all seriousness, shame on Nikki Finke for perpetuating the already monstrous machine that keeps Hollywood women pigeon-holed based on body type.
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tarynhamburger 7 months agoIn her defense, more than half the women you posted are not conventionally beautiful women.
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carolineb10 7 months agooh hell no! tell me you didnt put amy poehler, tina fey and ellen on there.
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soupisdelicious 7 months agoI know it’s been mentioned already that pretty people can have painful life experiences as well, but for what it’s worth, I grew up with people telling me I was pretty, but I was more concerned with being funny, so I would always try to make jokes and be funny—but peers, my “friends” apparently felt like my attempts at humor were offensive to their “coolness” and I was consistently put down/ridiculed/basically bullied by my “friends” for most of my childhood and constantly told to “shut the fuck up,” “stop being stupid/weird/lame/gay/dumb/retarded” etc. but I’m not the type of person to change just because people want me to, so I just kept at it, trying out new material, eventually floating from friends to friends until I found people that weren’t mean to me (took pretty much my entire school life). Anyway, the point of my stupid ramble is that, human beings are judgmental assholes, and you can still be “pretty” and be ridiculed and humiliated. My experience has pretty much made me numb to people complaining about broad/exterior prejudices, and more focused on those who oppress people because they disagree with their PERSONALITY. They always say “it’s what’s on the inside that counts!” but if we’re fucking judging each other unfairly and cruelly on the INSIDE then what hope do we have as a species? :D On a lighter note, I’m reminded of the Jim Gaffigan joke where he talks about how people are always AMAZED when beautiful people can do anything besides be pretty. haha Wow, she’s so beautiful!! Yeah! And she can READ! In closing, I would like to add Amy Sedaris to the list.
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Bluetone 7 months ago
Idiotic as it is, it’s not the dumbest thing Nikki Finke has ever said. Just the dumbest thing she’s said so far this week. But it was about the longest sentence she’s ever written that was not calculated to cater to one of her so-called sources, or slander one of her enemies (who earn that title by refusing to slander someone else for her).
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Roberto 7 months agoThe problem with Nikki Finke is that she thinks she knows better than everyone else. From her shameless celeb/studio exec bashing (what she considers snark, when it’s actually just cruel) to her simplistic understanding of what Middle Americans think and feel, she’s just your typical naive Hollywood phony. Also, if you hurt her feelings and/or insult her in any way, she’ll threaten to sue you. Finke can dish it, but she can’t take it.
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JonHaven360 7 months ago
Not pertinent but most of these women are or were on NBC. NBC knows funny women.
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senoritagrey 7 months ago
the thing is that because they are funny it makes them even hotter. just because they’re sharp as a whip and not dead behind the eyes does not mean they are not smokin.
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stickyhips 7 months ago
Even if we assume that crazy statement is true, how can you know that only ugly women are humiliated or go through great emotional pain? You can have pretty low self-esteem and be humiliated for a lot of other things besides your appearance.
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