The strangely satisfying and utterly blissful feeling of driving a nail into wood with a hammer. Definitely an orgasmic sensory experience I've felt every time I've ever done it.
No living soul should be more than an hour's drive from a Bojangles. Those biscuits...OMG! And their breakfast sandwiches. McD's can't hold a candle to those.
I was driving with the windows down on a country road on a beautiful sunny day when a giant pregnant horsefly slammed into my side view mirror and splattered into hundreds of tiny maggots, which, as luck would have it, landed in my lap. I've never slammed my brakes, gotten out of…Â
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