6. Never text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer.
12. If you want to get someone to stop being a creep, this is your best option.
15. Taylor Swift needs to do duets with goats all the time.
- U.S. Republican presidential candidates are debating in New Hampshire, ahead of Tuesday's primary and the gloves are off 🇺🇸
- Twitter's CEO responded to backlash over reports that Twitter would move to an algorithmic feed, insisting that the product would remain real-time.
- Deep breaths: Beyoncé dropped a new song and video called "Formation." She's performing at the Super Bowl on Sunday 👑🐝