1. Nicolas Cage is actually Emperor Maximiliano of Habsburgo.
Not too surprising.
2. If you own a Smart Car you better have a paint job like this:
3. Few things are funnier in this world than a dog getting hit in the unmentionables with a frisbee.
6. Never text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer.
7. If you want to master the selfie game, follow the dude’s lead.
8. This is probably the worst way to be woken up.
12. If you want to get someone to stop being a creep, this is your best option.
13. Chicken burgers are the biggest threat facing our great nation.
14. Drake actually wrote Hamlet right before Nothing Was The Same.
15. Taylor Swift needs to do duets with goats all the time.
16. Russian folks take the best dating site pictures.
18. This is the worst, most horrible thing a human being can do:
24. A tattoo of yourself taking a selfie is never a good idea.
26. Your childhood is over the exact moment that this happens to you.
27. Lady Gaga inherited all her style from Mr. Burns.
28. 1. Don’t do drugs. 2. Don’t do them like this:
32. Actresses without their teeth are terrifying.
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