15.
Kevin Rudd, former prime minister of Australia:
Because he's the undisputed king of selfies and duckface:
The undisputed king at being bad at exercising:
And the undisputed king of talking to 50 Cent:
14.
Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, Canada:
Because he may just be worse at sports than Kevin Rudd:
And worse at dancing than everyone you have ever met:
But he is undoubtedly the best at running into things:
13.
Naheed Nenshi, mayor of Calgary, Canada:
Because he is the absolute best at Twitter:
Like, the king of Twitter:
Or maybe mayor of Twitter is more appropriate:
12.
Svante Myrick, mayor of Ithaca, New York:
Because he understands the importance of a good disguise:
11.
Jan Peter Balkenende, former Dutch prime minister:
Because he is probably the most uncoordinated man to ever step on a skateboard:
10.
Sam Adams, mayor of Portland, Oregon:
9.
Anthony Foxx and Pat McCrory, mayor and former mayor of Charlotte, North Carolina:
For introducing us to the most awkward hug of all time:
8.
R. T. Rybak, mayor of Minneapolis, Minnesota:
Because this is a photo of him crowd-surfing at a rock concert. So, again, obvious reasons.
7.
Jon Gnarr, mayor of Reykjavik, Iceland:
6.
Julia Gillard, prime minister of Australia:
Because she is constantly slipping on banana peels:
5.
Alan Bernholtz, mayor of Crested Butte, Colorado:
Because... do I even need to tell you? Do you see this picture? HE'S JUMPING OVER FIRE SPORTING AN AFRO!
4.
Stephen Harper, prime minister of Canada:
Because he let this picture happen:
But mostly because of his response to the whole thing:
3.
John Key, prime minister of New Zealand:
For thinking a three-way handshake is somehow possible:
2.
Boris Johnson, mayor of London:
Because of that one time he got stuck on a zipline:
Because of this picture of him with two M&Ms:
Because he is inarguably the best dancer on this list:
And inarguably the person who looks most like an orangutan riding a bike on this list:
And, honestly, just look at him wearing this helmet. JUST LOOK AT HIM:
1.
And finally, Mayor Stubbs, mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska:
Because he's a cat. A CAT!
