1. The "We're down by 27 to the Sixers" face:
2. The "JR shot a step-back fadeaway jumper with 19 seconds left on the shot-clock face":
3. The "JR shot a step-back fadeaway jumper with 20 seconds left on the shot-clock face":
4. The "JR shot a step-back fadeaway jumper with 21 seconds left on the shot-clock face":
5. The "I bet my stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes" face:
6. The "JR tried to shoot a free throw underhanded like in that one episode of Hey Arnold" face:
7. The "JR stole my beyblades" face:
8. The "If Katniss and Peeta from The Hunger Games were Hollywood celebrities, their couple nickname would be Katpee or Peeniss" face:
9. The "Andrea Bargnani tried to dunk" face:
10. The "Just realized that if Hillary Clinton becomes president, it'll probably be the first time two presidents have had sex with eachother" face:
11. The "Have you seen my beyblades" face:
12. The "It kind of feels like I have a temperature. Maybe I can fake sick and miss the second half" face:
13. The "I guess every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough" face:
14. The "Just realized 'Dog Food Lid' backwards if 'Dildo Of God'" face:
15. The "Just figured out that centaurs have two rib cages" face:
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16. The "Man, I guess that means I'm 1/2 centaur" face:
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