Just in case you forgot...
Come little children and pop in the VHS or turn on ABC Family:
And watch the best Halloween movie of ALL TIME:
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Because the movie taught us so many things, like what a virgin is:
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And that the ugly chicks always stay out late:
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Because of THE BURNING RAIN OF DEATH:
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Because the movie had zombies before zombies were cool:
And it also had talking cats before talking cats were mainstream:
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Because even though the movie was hilarious:
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And kind of terrifying:
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It still makes you cry like a baby:
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Because Thackery Binx is the BEST NAME EVER:
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And because he's on NCIS now:
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One word (or four): AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK:
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Because Mary Sanderson was also the voice of Peggy Hill:
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Because they said the movie's title in the MOVIE:
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Because of Winifred's TEETH:
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And the amazing make-up in the movie:
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Beacuse everyone's first crush was Max Dennison...
Even if he was too cool to trick-or-treat:
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Or their first crush was Sarah Sanderson:
Though, now it might be Dani:
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And, finally, because of THIS: