Come little children and pop in the VHS or turn on ABC Family:
Silence the haters:
1. Because Sarah Jessica Parker has never had a better role than Sarah Sanderson:
3. Because the movie taught us so many things, like what a virgin is:
4. And that the ugly chicks always stay out late:
5. How to be calm:
6. How to be beautiful:
8. Because of THE BURNING RAIN OF DEATH:
9. Because the movie had zombies before zombies were cool:
And it also had talking cats before talking cats were mainstream:
And made everyone want a cat.
13. It still makes you cry like a baby:
17. Because Mary Sanderson was also the voice of Peggy Hill:
Not really related, but still MIND-BLOWING:
18. Because they said the movie’s title in the MOVIE:
19. Because of Winifred’s TEETH:
20. And the amazing make-up in the movie:
Though, now it might be Dani:
That’s what she looks like now.
23. And, finally, because of THIS:
- A University of Cincinnati officer has been charged with murder for shooting Samuel Dubose, an unarmed black man.
- Mullah Omar, the Taliban's reclusive leader, died more than two years ago, Afghan officials say. The Taliban hasn't commented.
- Debris found on an island in the Indian Ocean belongs to the same type of aircraft as the missing Malaysia Airlines flight, a U.S. official told the Associated Press.