23 Reasons Why “Hocus Pocus” Is The Best Halloween Movie Of All Time

Hocus Pocus IS Halloween.

Just in case you forgot…

Come little children and pop in the VHS or turn on ABC Family:

Silence the haters:

Give them a stare-down:

And watch the best Halloween movie of ALL TIME:

Now let’s get cookin’:

1. Because Sarah Jessica Parker has never had a better role than Sarah Sanderson:

2. Or Bette Midler as Winifred Sanderson:

3. Because the movie taught us so many things, like what a virgin is:

4. And that the ugly chicks always stay out late:

5. How to be calm:

6. How to be beautiful:

7. And who “Ice” is:

8. Because of THE BURNING RAIN OF DEATH:

9. Because the movie had zombies before zombies were cool:

And it also had talking cats before talking cats were mainstream:

And made everyone want a cat.

10. Because even though the movie was hilarious:

11. Like, really funny:

12. And kind of terrifying:

13. It still makes you cry like a baby:

14. Because Thackery Binx is the BEST NAME EVER:

15. And because he’s on NCIS now:

16. One word (or four): AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK:

17. Because Mary Sanderson was also the voice of Peggy Hill:

Not really related, but still MIND-BLOWING:

18. Because they said the movie’s title in the MOVIE:

19. Because of Winifred’s TEETH:

20. And the amazing make-up in the movie:

21. Beacuse everyone’s first crush was Max Dennison…

Even if he was too cool to trick-or-treat:

22. Or their first crush was Sarah Sanderson:

Though, now it might be Dani:

That’s what she looks like now.

23. And, finally, because of THIS:

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