Come little children and pop in the VHS or turn on ABC Family:
Silence the haters:
1. Because Sarah Jessica Parker has never had a better role than Sarah Sanderson:
3. Because the movie taught us so many things, like what a virgin is:
4. And that the ugly chicks always stay out late:
5. How to be calm:
6. How to be beautiful:
8. Because of THE BURNING RAIN OF DEATH:
9. Because the movie had zombies before zombies were cool:
And it also had talking cats before talking cats were mainstream:
And made everyone want a cat.
13. It still makes you cry like a baby:
17. Because Mary Sanderson was also the voice of Peggy Hill:
Not really related, but still MIND-BLOWING:
18. Because they said the movie’s title in the MOVIE:
19. Because of Winifred’s TEETH:
20. And the amazing make-up in the movie:
Though, now it might be Dani:
That’s what she looks like now.
23. And, finally, because of THIS:
- Two people on a civilian airplane were killed in a mid-air collision with a military jet in South Carolina. The F-16 jet pilot was ejected and is "in good shape."
- Bounce TV and BET will no longer air series featuring Bill Cosby after court records showed he admitted to buying sedatives to give to women.
- Harry Shearer, the voice of Mr. Burns on "The Simpsons," will rejoin the show. In May, he said he was leaving.