1. Any person who is a Burger-King-cup-carrying bad ass:
2. Any person who pours a Caprisun into a glass like a DAMN BARBARIAN:
3. Any person with an internet connection and several pictures of slides:
5. A person who lays in the exact position that’s not allowed:
7. Any person who completely ignores EVERYTHING a match stands for:
10. A person with a blatant disregard of proper desktop backgrounds:
11. Any person who disrespects a roll of bubble tape like this:
12. Any person who does something this destructive:
13. Or this destructive:
14. Any person who clearly has never seen the popular milk advertising campaign:
15. Any person who has a dog this defiant:
16. Any person who does something as cruel as this to a pair of scissors:
18. Any person who doesn’t play by your typical mathematical rules:
19. Any person who can’t help it when it comes to thinking about things:
20. Any person who has neither the time nor the patience to find the other door:
21. Or any person who has absolutely no time for a kids maze:
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