35 People You Wish You Could Trade Places With For A Day

Only one day, though. Let’s not get carried away.

1. The dude with the best bed ever…

…because now you have an excuse to never, ever leave your bedz.

2. The guy who ordered like this at Starbucks…

…so you and all the other members of the Official Ferris Bueller fan club can high-five over it.

3. This lady…

…so you can find out if her mom misspelled “Erica,” or what.

4. This girl on Omegle…

…so you can see the cool thing this guy got in the mail.

5. Joey’s friend “Pizza…”

…so you could not only help your friend beat his habit, but also be named Pizza. It’s a win-win.

6. Dylan…

…so you can find out if YOU HAD HOMEWORK.

7. The pug-shirt-selfie dude…

…because you just PERFECTED the selfie.

8. This hummus enthusiast…

…so you can continue spreading the word of hummus.

9. The guy who had way too much 5-Hour Energy…

…so you can finally feel what it is like to TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

10. The person who actually found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop…

…so you can go out and get a life now.

11. Martin Cooper, inventor of the cell phone…

…so you can feel guilty about making this happen.

12. Lasonya…

…so your name would be LASONYA. COME ON. Also, it looks like you’d be good at math too.

13. This animal…

…for obvious reasons.

14. Sarah…

…because you just got exactly what you want.

15. The girl who can sneeze with her eyes open…

…so you can never have to involuntarily blink AGAIN.

16. The person writing this comment…

…because congrats, you just won the internet.

17. The next person to use this vending machine…

…because you’re about to hit the JACKPOT.

18. This guy whose friend slightly Photoshopped every picture of him…

…so you can finally have a good reason to delete your Facebook.

19. Jesse…

…so you can start a company that specializes in selling fireplace pictures of ceiling fans.

20. Anyone who has ever seen a galloping camel in real life…

…for obvious reasons, yet again.

21. Any of these local legends…

…because you are now infinitely more famous than Paris Hilton.

22. Jake Gyllenhaal…

…so you can find out what is so damn funny about that sandwich.

23. The person who had the world’s dumbest rumor told about themselves…

…so you do an interview with Oprah and write a book about your pain.

24. This Florida man…

…so you can find out the way his magical, majestic brain works.

25. This fantastic cook…

…so you can learn his secret.

26. Anyone in line with this drunk lady at the airport…

…because what better time to party than at 7:30 a.m.

27. The person who knit these mini-horses a sweater…

…because guess what? I need you to make all my clothes now.

28. The college students who go to school where this happened…

…because you are learning REAL, APPLICABLE life skills.

29. The students of this class…

…so you can learn the skills necessary to compete in our competitive job market.

30. The author of this shocking short story…

…because you will most certainly win a Pulitzer.

31. And also the author of this fascinating math textbook…

…because you just ruined math even more.

32. The owner of this fridge…

…so you can finally prove once and for all that orange is the best flavor.

33. The red-shirted guy who helped his friend move into his new apartment…

…because then you can be that guy who clearly isn’t helping out and is just sitting around eating pudding. In the end, though, your friend totally owes you a favor.

34. The girl who wore a Nicolas Cage blanket all around school…

…for obvious reasons, one last time.

35. And Richard Gray…

…because you are then a perfect human being.

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