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Is your day going something like this?
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And is everyone else NOT HELPING?
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Well, first of all, remember that things could be going a lot worse:
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For instance, you could be this lady trapped on a carnival ride:
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Or this man who had to eat his own beard to survive:
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You could be eating a bad eclair whilst having this chest tattoo:
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Or you could have learned this lesson the hard way:
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You might be waiting 44 years to get your iPhone back:
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Or maybe you forgot how water bottles work:
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Or your hair could straight up fall out:
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And, like, maybe your screen name is "hambubger:"
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Feel a bit better? OK, it's time to stop messing around:
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Let's try some visualization:
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Just imagine, for a second, that you are koala in a coffee mug — and it's Milk O'Clock:
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Or you're a sloth on a rug. You can imagine that you are a sloth on a rug if you want. Whatever works.
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Or a cat who looks like Batman. It's your life!
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Now close your eyes and imagine you're holding hands with a sea otter so you don't float away.
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Take a second to pat yourself on the back for not being as inconsiderate as this horse...
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...or as easily frightened as this red panda...
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...or as totally unoriginal and derivative as this cat who is always imitating the baby.
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Remember, you can do anything you want...
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...even if it doesn't always turn out perfect.
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And who knows, you could catch your big break and end up on TV:
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Right? Let's bring in Snoop Dogg to wrap this mother up:
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YOU ARE READY FOR ANYTHING!
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YOU ARE SHAQ HOLDING A TINY CAN OF SODA:
