1. He takes Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously
2. He'll arm wrestle you - anytime, anywhere
3. He understands your horse's problem
4. He knows how to hug a dog
5. He pioneered shirtless Ping-Pong
6. His favorite past-time is beating up children
7. Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up
8. He can clean your teeth
9. He loves to dress up with George Bush
10. He cares about his fans
11. He also knows what your bird is going through
12. He doesn't care about your fears
13. He'll make you a new mug
14. He's constantly surprised
15. He dresses to impress
16. He's best friends with Michael Flately
17. He loves it when you listen to his heartbeat
18. He also pioneered shirtless fishing
19. He isn't afraid to let you know what he thinks
20. He's a friend of the ocean
21. He WILL pile-drive you
22. He might be the bad guy from "The Matrix"
23. He's stronger than you - even with a dog watching
24. He'll nurse you back to health
25. He doesn't care about your dumb meeting
26. He'll whisper sweet nothings to you
27. This.
