In 2012, the horse head mask...
1. Graduated from high school:
2. Found a part-time job:
3. When times got tough, worked the streets:
4. Found its way onto a seal:
5. Went where no horse has gone before:
6. Won big in Vegas:
7. Took care of business:
8. Went to the bar:
9. Found Jesus:
10. Took a bathroom break:
11. Got married:
12. Found some time to spend with the wife:
13. And the kids too, of course:
14. Caught up with the relatives:
15. Watched a ball game:
16. And the Ryder Cup:
17. Raised a child:
18. Found time to vacation in Disney World:
19. Rode its first ever roller coaster:
20. Upset Santa Clause:
21. Worked on shooting the 3:
22. Rode an elephant:
23. Went to the Olympics:
24. Reenacted the last supper:
25. Worked part-time at Subway:
26. Saved the company millions:
27. Discovered new ocean life:
28. Proved that sometimes it's OK to have a LITTLE horseplay in the lab:
29. Gave a basset hound a great Halloween costume:
30. Stalked some friends:
31. Enrolled at the University of Chicago:
32. Went jogging during Hurricane Sandy:
33. Goofed around on Chatroulette:
34. Read some scandalous books:
35. Did a little bit of sexting:
36. Celebrated Barack Obama's reelection:
37. Gave a cat a hot new look:
38. Replaced the star at the top of the Christmas tree:
39. And confused the hell out of some security guards:
