If you use the subway as your primary mode of transportation, you’re probably bored of its monotony. Instead of sitting quietly and playing Candy Crush on your way to work every day, why not mix things up and be an asshole for your next ride? It will make things way more entertaining if everyone is staring at you and hating your guts, so next time the workweek has you down, try out any or all of these tips on how to be an asshole on the subway!
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