A remedy to this “problem”: Buy your daughter the boy laptop. There! Sexual crises over!!

Wow. A teen model. We don’t have nearly enough of those around.

Man the article quality on Buzzfeed has really dipped. A lot of articles are feeling like they should have been on a blog back in 2006. This is all controversial why? Why is Miley Cyrus worth all the ballyhoo, again?

SHE calls HIM a worthless piece of s*** and SHE was attacked? Whatever.

Be sure to play “The Gonk” aloud while looking at this article. Apt.

Remembered all of these. I loved King Arthur and the Knights of Justice. Still do. Wonderful article.

I’m just glad I get to eat that night, I don’t really care about the work. In some countries they don’t have cheetos. Think about that. THINK. ABOUT. THAT.