There is a simple solution to #3: Don’t wear high heels. At least not all the time. Flats can be just as cute, and they’re far less likely to cause injury. As for me, I never wear heels. Flats all the way. I have a sensitive lower back as it is, plus I value (not breaking) my ankles. :)

Duck-billed dinosaurs win the dinosaur competition. Always. Well, actually, no, birds do. Because they survived. Because they’re just that amazing.

Most of these look pretty tasty, but I would probably pass on #7. Sorry Thailand…

I am a Miranda, and I am not sure what this means. This may be because I have never actually watched the show. (Why did I feel compelled to take this quiz at all, is the real question…)

Tsk. There is room in the world for both Miracle Whip and mayonnaise. But for the record, Miracle Whip works wonderfully for egg salad. Deviled eggs, also.

What’s unusual about a cheese and fruit combo? Yum. Gotta try the grilled variation, though!

I should try rereading it, to see if I also still hate it. And it wasn’t that it was a book we had to read — I enjoyed Lord of the Flies and To Kill A Mockingbird in high school — it was just that it rubbed me the wrong way, somehow. And now I can’t even remember why…

#17 is a wise way to deal with a rogue mute swan. I’d want a shield, too!

#9. He does not belong on this list. He is finely proportioned. (The genuine happy smile does not hurt, either.)

Low voices work well for #7, too. We all have our baby/pet voices. And “you’re such a good girl” sounds better in a lower register when talking to a dog. At least when you’re a woman with a higher-pitched voice to begin with.