40. These Nasty-Ass Pumpkins No Fucking Clue What They’re Actually Called
Pure tasteless sugar blechhhhh.
38. Candy Corn
CANDY CORN IS THE DEVIL. You always have to have a taste each season, but even three candy corns later, it’s regrettable.
37. Peanut Butter Kisses
Wrapped in those shady no-brand wrappers? I wouldn’t trust the person who gave you these.
36. Marshmallow Peeps
Peeps belong at EASTER. Not Halloween. BYE.
35. Gummy Teeth
The worst is when you trick-or-treat at some old lady’s house and she offers you these from a dish and just howwww many people have touched them before you? Ew.
34. Pumpkin Balls
The fuck are these things anyhow? Baseballs? Basketballs? Pumpkins that look like basketballs?
33. Dubble Bubble
If you are handing out this chalk-tasting bubble gum that HARDLY EVEN BLOWS BUBBLES, then you best be giving out some Pixy Stix as well.
32. Mini Hersheys
The people who give out these tiny chocolates are the Scrooges of Halloween and do not deserve to participate in Halloween AT ALL. These are disappointments wrapped in decorative foils.
31. Caramel Apple Pops
Otherwise known as your dentist’s worst nightmare.
These should be called Stupidies. Because no child looks forward to these on Halloween.
29. Cadbury Scream Egg
This is just a Cadbury Egg with green or blue stuff in the middle. Cloyingly sweet but then you have a blue or green mouth after.
28. Russell Stover Chocolate Pumpkins
These are like the knock-off version of Reese’s pumpkins. Not buying it.
27. Candy Corn M&Ms
Blech. Take the candy no one likes and try to disguise them as M&Ms? Nope.
26. Caramel Apple Twizzlers
Twizzlers with a creepy green color and a poop center. No thanks.
25. Starburst Candy Corn
These are like Starbursts that got peer pressured into being candy corn. JUST BE YOU, STARBURSTS.
24. Milky Way Caramel Apple
Inventive, but not as good as a normal Milky Way.
So deceptive because when Halloween candies come in little boxes they are supposed to be the best ones, right? WRONG.
Snooore. M&Ms exist only for trading for things slightly better than M&Ms when your stash gets low.
21. Tootsie Fruit Rolls.
These are kind of nasty, but kind of like fun fruity surprises you find at the bottom of your trick-or-treat bag.
19. Jelly Beans
Oh my god, you are a classy motherfucker if you hand these out.
18. Sugar Babies
A slightly rarer, caramel item to be treasured.
15. Pumpkin Patch Pop Rocks
Do they taste good? No. Are they fun? YES.
14. York Pumpkin Patty
Refreshing and cool but so much cooler because they are shaped like pumpkins.
Malt: An acquired taste. Those who revere the Whopper deserve credit.
YES. Starbursts that comes in twos — it’s the perfect packaging. Provided you don’t get two orange ones in a row.
Ubiquitous. But possessing of higher value in the spectrum of Fun Sized snacks.
9. Almond Joy
So delicious. And it tastes even better in miniature. I know that makes no sense but it does make sense because HALLOWEEN BITCHES.
8. Junior Mints
Yesss. You are totally going to save this for a day a couple weeks from Halloween, pack it in your lunch, bring it out and people are like, “Whooaaa whattt where did you get that?”
6. Milk Duds
If you give out Milk Duds at Halloween, it means you are well liked and you understand the needs of people.
4. Spooky Nerds
There are never enough of these at Halloween. NEVER.
3. Sour Patch Zombie Kids
What flavor is the Zombie Kid? No clue, but it’s probably Yum-Flavored, ‘cause that’s how it tastes.
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