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    A Ranking Of 40 Halloween Candies From Nastiest To Raddest

    Gummy teeth need to burn in hell.

    40. These Nasty-Ass Pumpkins No Fucking Clue What They're Actually Called

    39. Tootsie Rolls

    38. Candy Corn

    37. Peanut Butter Kisses

    36. Marshmallow Peeps

    35. Gummy Teeth

    34. Pumpkin Balls

    33. Dubble Bubble

    32. Mini Hersheys

    31. Caramel Apple Pops

    30. Smarties

    29. Cadbury Scream Egg

    28. Russell Stover Chocolate Pumpkins

    27. Candy Corn M&Ms

    26. Caramel Apple Twizzlers

    25. Starburst Candy Corn

    24. Milky Way Caramel Apple

    23. Dots

    22. M&Ms

    21. Tootsie Fruit Rolls.

    20. Skittles

    19. Jelly Beans

    18. Sugar Babies

    17. Rolo

    16. Baby Ruth

    15. Pumpkin Patch Pop Rocks

    14. York Pumpkin Patty

    13. Crunch/3 Muskateers/Milky Way/Snickers

    12. Whoppers

    11. Starburst

    10. Butterfingers

    9. Almond Joy

    8. Junior Mints

    7. Twix

    6. Milk Duds

    5. Sour Skittles

    4. Spooky Nerds

    3. Sour Patch Zombie Kids

    2. Halloween Kit Kats

    1. Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins