I was on Grindr and this guy messaged me asking "I'd luv to drink ur piss." I responded with "my piss tastes like a venti iced caramel macchiato and I have a urinary tract infection." He responded with "perfect I luv strong piss." I blocked him.
I walked in to my parents' room to ask my mom something and I saw her bending over naked in my dad's closet picking up socks. I'm gay, so seeing a vagina and wondering why it looks like an egg shaped ball sack with wrinkles was frightening. I'm traumatized.
The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger. Holden Caulfield is the teen angst poster boy, and I can imagine him being so hot, and falling in love with me. His whining and negative attitude is charming and sexy, strangely.
I just got accepted to the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee. They have an LGBT center that has a special graduation ceremony for LGBT students called "Lavender Graduation". Plus, they have a huge drag show every year!
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