10. Thou Shalt Not Covet
Don’t blame him, “sleep, eat, covet” is all he knows.
9. Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
We can blame the man for a lot of things but this just doesn’t seem fair.
8. Thou Shalt Not Steal
it’s hard to keep steady paws in the snow. he’s just borrowing the tripod but we all know PBC (Polar Bear Code): Art > 8th commandment.
6. Thou Shalt Not Kill
Stone cold killa doesn’t even care what Moses has to say.
5. Honor Thy Mother and Father
This kitten knows how to put a mom in her place.
4. Remember the Sabbath Day
He knows it’s the Sabbath and he shouldn’t work but who else is going to pay the rent?
3. Thou Shalt Not Take the Lord’s Name in Vain
This bird actually didn’t mean to but sometimes he just gets so angry and he can’t help it, ya know? Give a bird a break.
2. No Graven Images or Likenesses
In his defense, he probably doesn’t even know what he’s been blessed with.
1. Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods
Except for this sloth. Let’s be real.
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