OMG, Cindy Crawford Gave Birth To Her Own Mini-Me

    Whoa. WHOA.

    So you've heard of the iconic, ageless, potentially IMMORTAL American supermodel Cindy Crawford, right?

    Well, what if in addition to all that, Cindy has the power to birth her own twin? Well, technically, to have a daughter that BASICALLY IS HER OWN VERY MINI-ME?!?!

    YUP, ladies and gentlemen, this is Kaia Gerber. She's 13 years old, and despite being nearly four decades younger than her mom...she's basically the closest thing we have to Cindy's twin.

    Seriously, upon first glance, you probably thought this was Cindy, right? WELL YOU WOULD BE WRONG, IT'S KAIA YOU FOOL!!!

    Seriously, the mind is boggled. BOGGLED. WE NEED TO SEE BIRTH CERTIFICATES.

    Like, how can we be sure that Kaia isn't some clone of Cindy, created in some secret lab somewhere in Beverly Hills?

    Cindy? Kaia? Kaia? CINDY?!?!??!?!? SRSLY we can't tell them apart!!!

    And yup, even Cindy realizes she's given birth to her own competition.