Bicycle Bill

#8 – A friend with a metal detector will turn up those keys quick enough. #14 – Did you ever consider, maybe, going out the back door and moving the package?

How true is #15??   For every regret, there's a 'but then...".   Where you are right now is the result of decisions you made or did not make – or were made for you – in the past...   So look back if you must.  Ponder, if you will, how things might have changed if you had done this… Read More

And just to clarify ... not every guy is out to get into someone's pants the first time out... or even the third or fourth.   The fact that she brought it up makes me think that she DOES put out, and probably has been used more than a porta-potty at a beer fest.

If #1 expects someone to fork out that much cash above and beyond the cost of the date and then warns her prospective suitors that she won't put out – fuhgeddaboudit.   You ain't Disneyland, and I ain't gonna pay big bucks just so I can go out someplace and spend even more so you… Read More

No, the store clerk GAVE them a vacuum.

Don't know if I'd call #14 'exploiting a loophole' so much as 'exploiting technology' – in this case, a high-powered light.

Same thing with a 'charcuterie'. Doggone it, it's a meat, cheese, and cracker platter. Just because you arranged it all fancy-schmany and garnished it with a couple sprigs of parsley or broccoli doesn't change the basics.

With regard to #34 ... 51st state – The State of Confusion 52nd state – The Deep State (ask any MAGA troll)

This is the gayest batch of pictures I've seen in one place in I don't know how long.

#7 – You get as good as you give. If you showed them some sort of commitment – and that means doing more than just showing up every day and merely going through the motions – maybe they'd be more willing to give you that sort of pay and treatment.