1. Moldy Carpet
2. A Humid Basement
3. Leather Gloves
4. Dry Cat Food
5. Fire Roasted Almonds
6. Ugh. Soggy Apricots
7. A Closet Full Of Wool Coats
8. Rich People Farts
9. Poor People Farts
10. Freshly Squeezed Lemonade
11. Cheap Shoe Polish
12. Melted Car Keys
13. An Unshuffled Deck Of Playing Cards
14. A Drawer Full Of Damp Shoelaces
15. Something Creepy
16. Red Play-Doh
17. Tommy Lee Jones in "The Fugitive"
18. Atlantic City Poker Table Felt
19. Cotton From A Tylenol Bottle
20. Briefcase Full Of Baking Soda
21. Boiled Newspapers
22. Green Side Of A Sponge
23. The Metal Part Of A #2 Pencil After You Pull The Eraser Off
24. Yellow Side of A Sponge
25. A Batman Villain
26. A Cedar Tree Stuffed With Bacon
27. Catnip
28. A Rusty Screen Door
29. Probably Bicycle Tires
30. Unopened Christmas Presents
31. Raw Easter Eggs
32. Wet Harmonica
33. 2% Milk
34. Velvet Car Seats?
35. Marilyn Monroe's Perfume
36. Broken Popsicle Sticks
37. Bathtub Filled With Aftershave
38. Microwaved Socks
39. The Other Side Of The Couch Cushion
40. Hand Sanitizer
41. Moth Balls
42. Adult Toys
43. Children's Toys
44. Whatever You Thought I Should Put Here Is How Racist You Are
