Buzz·Posted on 30 Jul 201523 Times Kingsley Proved He Won On Twitter As Well As YouTubeIn the Olympics of Twitter, a gold medal here is deserved.by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When he asked the most important questions. Kingsley @kingsleyyy Important question: Did Green Day want to wake up on September 30th or October 1st? 03:30 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Seriously though, what is the answer to this? Did we ever find out? 2. When he'd had enough of statement cookies. Kingsley @kingsleyyy I am really sick of fortune cookies with statements in them. Bitch, I know I have a good attitude. BUT WHAT IS MY FUTURE THO? 11:54 PM - 24 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. When he thought up the app that everybody needs. Kingsley @kingsleyyy Can there be an app that notifies you when there's a booger hanging out of your fucking nose? 11:53 PM - 18 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When he voiced all of our struggles perfectly. Kingsley @kingsleyyy Whenever I offer someone food, I don't mean it and I immediately regret letting that fake shit escape my mouth. 12:47 AM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite "I didn't mean it, get off my chips." 5. When he acknowledged the incredible human strength we have deep inside. Kingsley @kingsleyyy I never know my own strength until I wanna carry all my groceries upstairs in one trip. 03:29 AM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. When he talked about pizza. Kingsley @kingsleyyy How does one stop thinking of pizza constantly, all the time, at random parts of the day? 10:09 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. And hot dogs. Kingsley @kingsleyyy I hate when you shake the ketchup bottle for five minutes and the Nile River still pours out and ruins your hot dog bun. 02:29 AM - 09 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. But didn't have time to be Sherlock Holmes. Kingsley @kingsleyyy I don't trust any establishment with the term "mystery meat" on their menu. Our food should not be a Nancy Drew novel. Bye. 08:35 PM - 12 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. When he acknowledged that eating food in front of a potential date is no Lady and the Tramp situation. Kingsley @kingsleyyy Cute waiters need to STOP. I can't even enjoy my meal because I'm trying to not look like a starved wildebeest in their presence. 07:52 PM - 08 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. When he didn't have time for people messing up potential future relationships. Kingsley @kingsleyyy This hottie just asked if the middle seat was available and the woman in the aisle seat said no and I wanna throw her off the aircraft. 02:28 AM - 08 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. When he went prepared for the inevitable. Kingsley @kingsleyyy About to see Magic Mike XXL. Taking a parka and a raft in case the women and gays cause the theater to flood. 05:44 AM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. When his sarcasm won. Kingsley @kingsleyyy Did you guys know MINIONS came out today? I had no idea. They haven't promoted it at all. This is such a shock. 07:33 PM - 10 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. When he basically cancelled the day because why would you carry on knowing you didn't wake up feeling like P Diddy? Kingsley @kingsleyyy Woke up this morning not necessarily feeling like P Diddy and I don't know if I'm okay with that. 05:39 PM - 25 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. When he told us the truth about lighting. Kingsley @kingsleyyy It's crazy how lighting makes the difference between you looking like Tyra Banks and a Gringotts goblin. 09:57 PM - 15 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. When he continued to ask important questions. Kingsley @kingsleyyy Apple Music and Tidal are cool, but when is food gonna be able to appear out of thin air? 06:07 PM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. When he voiced all of our struggles about reaching Friday. Kingsley @kingsleyyy Friday was stuck in traffic this week or something because it took entirely too long to arrive. 07:08 PM - 24 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. When he took no shit for out-of-date coupons. Kingsley @kingsleyyy It is SO FUNNY when an old crush all of a sudden sees how amazing you are. And you're like... bitch, your coupon expired. 02:17 AM - 08 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. When he said what everybody everywhere was feeling. Kingsley @kingsleyyy I wish you could send emotions on vacation. Or at least get them a babysitter for like five hours. 01:09 AM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite "We'll pick you up around 5, bye until then." 19. When he tweeted about the struggle of hating people. Kingsley @kingsleyyy Finding people you can hang out with constantly (without wanting to chop their heads off) is so rare. 01:08 AM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. When he told everybody to prove someone wrong. Kingsley @kingsleyyy If someone doubts a dream or goal you have, make it your life mission to prove the fucker wrong. 10:56 PM - 08 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. And to never compare life to a fake reality. Kingsley @kingsleyyy Your relationships will never be like the movies. Stop comparing a lifetime to an hour and a half. 03:45 AM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. When he won on Twitter and created his own version of "You is kind, you is smart, you is important." Kingsley @kingsleyyy Don't ever let anyone make you feel bad for evolving as a person. Change is good, change is necessary, change is progress. 08:43 PM - 29 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. And then went back to being cynical and hilarious. Kingsley @kingsleyyy What the hell is the "alternate ending" on the 50 Shades of Grey blu-ray? Does he slap her in the tit instead of her ass? 04:29 AM - 16 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite