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I remember being a kid with a name went to school with other kids who had names. Nobody was safe, since kids can make up virtually anything to play on any name. Because of this, I decided to just name my child a noise, kind of like a cross between A fog horn and the sound a cat makes… Read More

Huh huh, it says "TITS," uh huh huh huh, uh huh huh huh.

I was at jury duty, and the court officer kept telling us to turn off our "electronical" devices at certain moments. I think I heard him say that about seven times in total, each time more annoying than the next. I guess that is less of a mispronunciation and more making shit up,… Read More

Boo, you whore...

Ross: "Do you know the word, 'crapweasel?'" Paolo: "No." Ross: "That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!"

I know, I kind of thought he maybe gave her a kidney or something, but this is Buzzfeed, so everything is the best [something] ever.

Modern Pastry, yes. Pizza? Ernesto's. If they're still around, that is (I moved out of the North End a while ago). They remember your name, they appreciate their good customers, and the slices are huge and inexpensive. I would take Ernesto's over anything else in the North… Read More

Yeah, the Pacific Northwest is pretty close to where I live in New England. Shoot, I even answered "Maple Syrup" to just kind of give them that one. I tried again with a different combo of answers that still kind of fit and got Southwest. That said, both times I said I hated the… Read More

I miss being a teenager/entering college in the late 1990s when it was cool to be sporty (and comfy). I miss cargo pants for women and being young enough to shop at Delia*s and wear Urban Decay from Newbury Comics. As for the earlier part of that decade, I miss coming in from bonfires… Read More

I fail to understand how people are THAT stupid that they cannot think of a demographic that needs their grapes cut. Or are they just that self-absorbed? I actually do spend lots of time cutting up grapes (my toddler loves them), so if the link were there, it would definitely benefit… Read More