#8 is common knowledge to anyone who plays that stupid game, and the people who don’t couldn’t care less.

That CAN’T be comfortable…

I was hit by a distracted driver who missed a turn, and I ended up in the hospital with a fractured cervical vertebra. The day I was discharged, I was told I needed someone to watch me overnight, just to be sure I was okay, and he agreed. An hour later, he told me, “I can’t do this anymore” and hightailed it out of there, leaving me alone in my apartment with a fractured neck and nobody to check on me.

I don’t know, I’ve always found bangs on a guy to be super sexy. Planet, even.

Oh my… I don’t even… bahahahahahahaha!

That photo should be number 1 all the way. The others could have been prevented. This cannot be (eff you; cocoa butter and Bio Oil do NOT prevent 100% of stretch marks). But it is worth it if you are a “kid person.”

At first I thought that this was maybe written by a man (I rarely check the byline) but no such luck. Then I thought maybe she has never been pregnant, or is one of those ladies who goes from zero to maternity in ten seconds. I used the trick for a good three months. I had to hide my pregnancy at work for my first trimester, and a new wardrobe would have been a dead giveaway, as well. Not to mention I didn’t even fit “right” in maternity clothes until I was almost seven months along, since the baby sat more on my spine and I never “popped.” This one is definitely NOT useless…

I think this serves as a nice guide for the rest of us who may be ignorant of some religious and social practices of Orthodox Jews. I am not Jewish; I’m not even sure how Christian I am. I have been lucky enough to get to know many people from many different religious and cultural backgrounds, and just like Christians (and Hindus and Buddhists, etc), not all Jews are the same, religiously or otherwise, and one of my best friends in my first years of college was an Orthodox Jew (we’ve since lost touch but I think I may look him up on Facebook). I DO get a little too excited around Jewish holidays because the Kedem Apple Juice goes on sale for $2 a bottle, and the Grape Juice is $3.99.

Yeah, I majored in biophysics and most of the items on this list still apply to me. I think that any educated individual, regardless of major (I really should have put “irregardless” just to piss you off, but there’s no such thing as a sarcasm font) can relate to most of these statements. That said, undergrad major is not as important once you are out of college as it is when you are a student. You’ll learn that soon enough.

Ouch, harsh. In fact, I see your little copy/paste “jackass… jerk” comments and think, “HYPOCRITE.” If you are so quick to call names when posters have very good points, I cannot imagine how you’ll teach your children to behave when faced with things they don’t agree with. From the looks of it, obviously not very civilly. So how ‘bout YOU not procreate, mmmkay? Also, “over-flatted” is not a word.