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Ted Cruz looks a LOT like three toddlers sneaking into an R-rated movie...
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...and also that one scene from Mrs. Doubtfire where he tries on a bunch of different outfits.
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But also a lot like Grandpa Munster.
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Or a middle-age Jean-Ralphio.
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Rand Paul does a spot-on Church Lady impression.
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Or the villainous Fegan Floop.
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Except for those times he's channeling his inner Jay Jay the Jet Plane.
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Jeb Bush looks a little like an adorable bunny...
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...and a LOT like Hank Hill.
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Scott Walker looks a little bit like if the Blue Fairy made Howdy Doody into a real boy...
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...and a little bit more like Lord Victor Quartermaine...
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...and even more like Don Flamenco from Punch-Out!!
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John Kasich looks an awful like that senator from the Marvel movie who ended up being a puppet of Hydra. Just sayin'.
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Mike Huckabee and Mr. Tweedy are almost indistinguishable.
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And if he doesn't get elected, he can always find work as a muppet stand-in for Kevin Spacey.
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When Trump wasn't busy doing his best Titanic impression...
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...he was busy resembling your drunk uncle...
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...and White Walkers from beyond the Wall...
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...and that weird live-action version of Bowser...
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...and especially that one racist Jeff Dunham puppet.
(Ben Carson didn't look like anyone, because he got no screen time.)