26 Issues The United States Are Not Totally United On

    A wise man once said, "United we stand, divided we fall." He was full of crap.

    1. Which state we think is the best:

    (We definitely seem to agree on the worst, though.)

    2. What kind of porn we like:

    3. How we pronounce "caramel":

    4. Whether or not we circumcise our babies:

    5. How often we're hitting deer:

    6. Our favorite local food chains:

    7. How many other states we share a border with:

    8. What our second language is:

    9. Which kind of car we like to buy the most of:

    10. Whether or not we require a front license plate on our cars:

    11. Our favorite actor:

    12. Whether or not gay people can get married:

    13. Whether or not Johnny Cash has visited us:

    14. Whether we say "'Merica" or "'Murica" on Twitter:

    15. How much we like to drink:

    16. Which NFL team we root for:

    17. How often we claim to see UFOs each year:

    18. Whether the right to bear arms is more important than the right to vote:

    19. Which city we think is the most influential:

    20. Which religion we follow:

    21. Whether it's important to have more food or more booze:

    22. What we name our babies:

    23. Where our TV shows take place:

    24. What we call our moving bodies of water:

    25. Which mammal we feel best represents us:

    26. Whether or not we prefer slaw on our dogs: