25 Bootleg Products That Are Better Than The Real Thing

Damn intellectual property laws. You never let anyone make anything awesome anymore.

1. It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Super– er… Batman:

2. Thomas the Tank Engine has never been more badass:

3. I love it when Pocket Monica Jupms around:

4. The only thing cooler that Super Megason’s name is its box art:

5. “Please kill me.” - Knight Rider/Robert:

6. Well, at least you got the initials correct, and I LOVE the hot pink:

7. Eh… still better than “Iron Man 2”:

8. When “super” isn’t quite right:

9. Wait… does the police motorcycle work in space?

10. There’s so much happening here. I don’t even know where to begin:

11. Shrek really bulked up for the second movie:

12. So courageous and righteous, all they need is adjectives:

13. Pictured here defeating the sinister evil, basic math problems:

14. The story of a mild-mannered cyborg from Detroit:

15. I would watch the hell out of this movie:

16. Defending the rights of James Spader all over the world:

17. From the “Spider-Man on vacation” series:

18. I mean… I guess this is technically accurate:

20. Not to be confused with Batihombre:

21. It’s been a while since I’ve seen “Batman Begins” but this seems about right:

22. How do you make the “Star Wars” prequels 1000 times better? This is how:

24. Wait… which one is Pat?

25. It takes about 3 hours to play, and you always lose:

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