Unfortunately, our prudish American sensibilities make it hard to fully enjoy the range of excellent offerings on German television after 11 pm, so we've made these screenshots a little more tasteful so we can share them with our American friends back home!
1. Exposed breasts on television?! That certainly won't do! How about dinner at a fine dining establishment ~a l'Italia~?
2. This made us very uncomfortable indeed. :( We decided to give her something a little bit more wholesome to ride.
3. The only screaming it's appropriate for this lady to be doing is from excitement whilst riding a pulse-pounding roller coaster!
4. This lady's wide-open mouth reminded us that it's very important to visit Dr. Dentist at least twice a year.
5. We both liked this one a lot, but felt like she could be doing something just a little bit more industrious with her time.
6. Abracadabra! Just like that, this image becomes safe for American audiences. :)
7. Call the number on this screen to offer this overburdened woman a hand with her groceries!
8. Looking for wholesome, hardworking plumbers in your area? Call now!
9. This was a good idea, but an American audience prefers a classic action film over smut any day of the week.
10. These ladies reminded us of our grandmothers, so we put them in our grandmas' favorite place ... their gardens!
11. The human body is truly a work of art – but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be fully clothed at all times.
12. Thanks, Germany! We've truly enjoyed your late night TV and can't wait to share these improvements with our friends back home.
