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31 Tattoo Artists Who Should Be Fired

It takes a certain talent to master portrait tattoos, and these artists do not have it.

1. The guy who made this baby’s eyebrows way more prominent than they should be.

2. The artist who obviously has a thing against sailors.

3. The person who completely butchered this poor woman’s nose.

4. The tattooist who’s never seen a real-life baby.

5. The person who thinks these children are secretly demonic aliens sent to destroy humanity.

6. The guy who absolutely cannot be licensed to do this sort of thing.

7. The person who did the worst tattoo job the internet has ever seen.

Thankfully, this one has finally been fixed.

8. The artist who didn’t quite nail the hair. Or eyes. Or nose.

9. The tattooer who should have stuck to the pigtails.

10. The girl who you can’t believe agreed to ink a selfie.

11. The J.K. Rowling fan who worships Voldemort.

12. The person who’s never seen Marilyn Monroe.

13. The amateur who never learned how to shadow properly.

14. The person whose only experience is doodling cartoons in a notebook.

15. The guy who doesn’t quite understand proportions.

16. The girl who destroyed Christopher Walken’s face.

17. The person who didn’t pass their apprenticeship.

18. The artist who drew their eyes WAY too far apart.

19. The tattooist who aged this woman 10 years.

20. The tattooer who didn’t even bother to draw this girl’s face.

21. The person who put pimples on this guy’s chin.

22. The guy who doesn’t know how to work a human canvas.

23. The person who made this kid look like he just got jumped.

24. The girl who just wants to watch the world burn.

25. The artist who clearly wanted these two to stop being best friends.

26. The person who made this girl look like a boy with long hair.

27. The tattooer who’s never drawn curly hair before.

28. The artist who somehow made Edward Cullen’s face fat and muscular at the same time.

29. The person who agreed to tattoo a guy with a mullet.

30. The guy who turned sisterly love into a cartoon porno.

31. And the tattoo artist who didn’t look at the picture before permanently etching it onto a human’s body.

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