Archive
March 23, 2007
The Onion News Network
The Onion will launch its online viral video service as soon as March 26th.
Selling Your Baby to Texas
Texan Senator presents a bill where women would qualify for a $500 payment from the state within 60 days of signing away all parental rights to their newborn children.
Psychedelic Children's Entertainment
John Waters will be making a new film for kids; the Guardian reports the LSD-like effects of a kids' show called "The Night Garden."
Husbands Taking Their Wives' Names
A growing trend that comes with its fair share of bullying, sissy-calling, and courtroom headaches.
Inhalable Drugs
In the future, prescription drugs will be inhaled and/or smoked for faster and more effective action.
