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So when I was 12, me and my sister were playing on the trampoline st a family friend’s house. It started raining, so I sensibly told my sister I was going inside before I got killed falling off a wet trampoline. So I get off, and am walking back to the house when I SLIP ON THE WET… Read More

My OB/GYN mother told me to think about wearing tampons before I had sex in case the guy thought I wasn't a virgin...... I legit can't believe my mother ever helped birth babies or discussed women's reproductive health with them...

Don't forget the smaller girls with big boobs! Freya, Panache, Cleo, Bravissimo, and Curvy Kate all make bras for small underbusts (I think they all go up to at least a UK H-cup size). I personally swear by Freya for t-shirt bras, Panache for sports bras, and Cleo for cute bras.

I hand-wash my bras - they last twice as long compared to machine-washing them. It's also way easier and quicker than people think: soak the bra for 5 minutes in a sink/bucket filled with warm water and a few squirts of baby shampoo, then rinse with cold water and hang to dry outside… Read More

That time Jesse McCartney cameo'd on Suite Life of Zack and Cody was my the culmination of all my daydreams. Maddie and London were my spirit animals when they snuck in on a dining cart dressed as male waiters to watch Jesse perform

My Southwest flight sucked too! Raleigh to Miami, heavy turbulence the entire way. I'm not a nervous flyer but man did I pray during that flight,

Well tbh when I took Russian 101, the final exam was at 8am and the professor didn't even turn up till the last 20 minutes (which I wasn't even there for, since I'd already finished and left lol). I almost slept through that one because I'm a very heavy sleeper and even my alarm didn't… Read More

Told my friend that non-applicator tampons were hard to find in her host country... she sent me a snap of like 5 packs of tampons sitting in her suitcase bahahaha

You sound like a horrible person tbh